Montreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Broke Up With Homer Simpson
Well they always were a weird couple, Stephen Harper and Homer Simpson.Sharing a strange space together on Lord Harp's sinister Twitter feed. Wading through the people Prime Minister Stephen Harper...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Deeply Disturbing Descent into Tea Bagger Hell
He is sounding more deranged every day. You can see the desperation in this cold dead eyes.He's flailing away in every direction, trying anything he can think of to try to make himself more...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Goes After the Media and the Bigot Vote
As you know I am increasingly concerned about Stephen Harper's state of mind. Because it's pretty clear to me that he is showing signs of cracking under the strain of all those bad polls, and is...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Steve Nickelback and the Rebranding of Stephen Harper
Well as you know the young fanatics in the PMO are desperately trying to improve Stephen Harper's image. Frantically trying to put a fresh coat of lipstick on it, before the next election campaign.But...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Ghost of Captain Franklin
It was just two weeks ago that Stephen Harper was talking about the search for the lost Franklin expedition.And how he couldn't wait to find, in his macabre words, "the skeleton of Franklin slumped...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Insane and Deeply Disturbing Comeback Plan
In my last post I told you how Stephen Harper's obsession with destroying Justin Trudeau is slowly driving him over the deep end.Making him believe that only by destroying Justin can he make himself...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Harper’s War and the Song of the Chicken Media
Well it's the Thanksgiving Day weekend in Harperland, and we all have so many reasons to give thanks.Especially Great Leader.He finally got some good job numbers. As short-lived and as dubious as they...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Murderous Con War on Drugs
As you know, I can't criticize and denounce enough what Stephen Harper and his foul Con regime are doing to this country. Just like I can't praise our Supreme Court enough for standing up to those...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper the Big Lie and the Merchant of Venom
It's hard to tell these days whether Stephen Harper is lying because he's desperate, or because he's lost his moral compass.Or on a day like yesterday, because he's simply delusional. He says he...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Harper’s War and the Delusions of Salvation
It was a balmy 17 degrees, and my little corner of Canada looked very much like it always does at this time of the year.But the flags flying at half mast to honour our two murdered soldiers reminded...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Most Sad and Disappointing Christmas
Well it finally snowed where I live, as if to remind me that I'm still living in Canada, even in the ghastly darkness of Harperland.The deathly place where the frozen bodies of the hopeless are...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Horribly Tacky and Disturbing Christmas Message
Well I knew that Stephen Harper's Christmas Message was up against some tough competition.And I knew that he would do his best to try to look as non threatening and non-partisan as the Queen, in his...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Movement That Could Destroy Him
Well he hasn't been seen in public for several days, since his scary year-end TV interview, where not even four coats of pancake make-up could conceal the crazed look in his eyes.Especially when he...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Horror of Harperland and the Arrival of Baby Freedom
Gawd. I was planning to go through all the posts I wrote this year, and write something about the deathly year of 2014.So I could warn Baby 2015 what to expect, when he or she comes roaring through...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Ghastly Image and the Divided Left
Well as we all know, Stephen Harper has been going to extraordinary lengths to put a fresh face on his government, and a lot of lipstick on HIMSELF.But of course, he has no choice. He has to tart...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: How Does Stephen Harper Get Away With It?
One of the questions I get asked the most is how after damaging Canada so much does Stephen Harper get away with it?And I have to tell them I have no idea. I'm not a psychiatrist, I can't explain...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Beat of the Fascist Drum
He couldn't have had a better excuse to miss the return of Parliament, and dodge all those questions about his catastrophic economic record.For there he was at the funeral of a dead Mountie.Looking...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Return to Parliament
As I'm sure you know, Stephen Harper has been under a lot of stress recently. The economy is tanking, he blew the surplus before he had one, only the dumb and the crazy believe that he is still a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Went Off the Deep End
I always knew he was dangerous. And that madness ran in his family.I knew the first Harper to arrive in Canada had to removed from office for "violent and oppressive measures vindictive beyond all...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Terror Laws and the Madness of Stephen Harper
When I saw Stephen Harper delivering his deranged speech on terrorism at a campaign-style event in a Toronto suburb yesterday, at first I almost felt sorry for him.Because that's not the face of a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Is Stephen Harper’s Fear Campaign Running Out of Fear?
He's been keeping a low profile recently, no doubt huddling with his gargoyles in the PMO, feverishly planning his next move, and who he will be tomorrow.Mr Nice or Mr Ugly.But then who can blame him...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Summer of Protest
At a time when Stephen Harper is trying to drag us into his monstrous darkness.By using fear as a weapon against his own people, whipping up war fever for crass political purposes, and trying to bribe...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the New Happy Harperland
It's been a cold miserable spring that feels more like fall. After the winter from hell. And it is Harperland. Where a depraved would be dictator is trying to buy the next election, turn us into a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Insanity of the Con Regime
As Stephen Harper continues his desperate struggle to snatch another bloody majority there can be no doubt that the stress is getting to him.And one can't help get the feeling that the voices in his...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Will Stephen Harper Really Get Away With Rewriting History?
It couldn't be a more Orwellian move, or a greater threat to our democracy.Stephen Harper's outrageous decision to protect the RCMP by rewriting history. But this is Harperland, he is drunk with...
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